Google translate run 20 May 2019
   The input text is a headline from the Daily Maverick on the same date


[Input English]

Britain’s slow suicide as the Brexit Euro-chickens come home to roost

[Translate into Chinese characters and back into English]

With the arrival of Brexit European chickens, the suicide rate in the UK is slow

[Translate into pinyin]

Suízhe yīngguó tuō ōu ōuzhōu jī de dàolái, yīngguó de zìshā sùdù huǎnmàn

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